You Want to Date my Daughter?

So, you want to date my daughter, eh? Well, bad news: I don't have a daughter! But if I did, I would love her wholeheartedly. I would want the best for her and do whatever I could to make that happen. But first, an example of how NOT to be: On the Internet I found this so-called feminist father rules for dating my daughter: 1) I don't make the rules; 2) You don't make the rules; 3) She makes the rules; 4) Her body, her rules. Instead, it sounds like an irresponsible gay male friend who is HIV positive giving a young lady advice. That is not being a man, let alone father. It is a useless bastard attitude. Another bad attitude is fathers never wanting their daughters to date or marry and instead pursue a career, which is highly unnatural. Again, I would genuinely want the very best for my daughter. ...